Guess that explains why the cat was acting so strangely. He even bit my nose!
Here's a Instant Drabble-Maker. A little snippet of what I got out of it (let's just say that when it asked me to imput body parts, I suddenly became about twelve years old):
But Sunny had already moved on. Like a murderer in the night, he pressed his penis into Wildcard's hair. And as they fell together in a linguistic fit of love, the coffee lay on the floor, purple and forgotten.
They're two of my original characters, by the way.
By the way, is absolutely everyone on my flist screening comments from me or is LJ acting up?