I can also do free Japanese -> English translations. You know me -- I'll translate anything and am pretty unshockable (whether by the dorkiness level or the level of the explicitness!). Once again, you can choose to donate a little bit of money afterwards if you are willing and able.
If you want a reading, leave a comment and -- if you want -- a specific question or area you want answered. I'll be using Shimizu Reiko-sensei's deck and the spread will probably be the Celtic Cross unless your question suggests a different one to me. Questions about your future life alongside zombies OK! :P
If you want a translation leave a comment and a link to the material (webpage or scan). Make sure you clearly indicate what you want translated.
I actually got around to watching "Close The Last Door". Oh... wow... That was pretty terrible, wasn't it? I'd even go so far to say it was the worst BL OAV I've ever seen!
That doesn't mean to say I didn't like it. On the contrary, I laughed the whole way through. I don't think that was the intended reaction though.
If they just lost the rampant misogyny and the i'm-not-gay-i'm-not-gay plotline, it might be quite endearing, actually. And yet... "oh hey, I've always loved you too" kind of plots do something funny to me.